Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

How does a witch play loud music?

This candy bar is a real home run.

How do scientists grow fruit?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?