Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?