How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why do golfers hate cake?