My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why was the spider so smart?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?