Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Why are ghosts always single?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?