Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why can you never find the number nine?