What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do fish use for glasses?