Why are bakers paid so much money?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?