Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Reese, with her spoon.
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What are you studying in math?
Why do mice need oiling?
Where does cheese invest its money?
A book just fell on my head.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why is winter considered holy?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
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