What do trees say when autumn comes?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?