Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Which state has the best streets?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?