My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?