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What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you call a Zen egg?