How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

How does a penguin build its house?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?