Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Which family member has tusks?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do fish do at parades?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?