Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why do cows always skip gym class?