What's a cat's favorite color?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What is the coolest country?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

How do snowmen get information?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?