What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do cats wear to work?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?