Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?