What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why did the sailor lose his job?