What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?