What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Who invented fractions?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?