What do you call an exploding monkey?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

How does a witch play loud music?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?