What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?