What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What style of music weighs the most?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why was the storm actually calm?