Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why are ghosts always single?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?