What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What game do mice love to play?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?