Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What cartoon character loves insects?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

How do snowmen get information?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What makes music in your hair?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?