What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What do you give a sick pig?

How did the toad die?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What is another name for a cow?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What do you call a greedy elf?