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What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

How do fleas travel?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why do bees gossip?