What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

How is life like toilet paper?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Two silkworms got in a fight.