When fish play football, who is the captain?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?