What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

How do snowmen get information?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?