Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why do bees gossip?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?