How do you grill cheese?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

How do birds threaten one another?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?