Why is money so stubborn?
It doesn't want to make change.
Why did the frog starve?
Why are all priests fit?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
How do you get straight A's?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
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