How do you make a Kleenex dance?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?