What's the scariest letter?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?