What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?