What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

How is life like toilet paper?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?