Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What sweet treat never panics?
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