What animal has the most fun?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What do you call octopus twins?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why are grandkids so great?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?