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What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

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How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

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Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

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