Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Which state is the cleanest?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?