Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why was the math book sad?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Why was the dog overweight?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?