What did the rug say to the floor?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why are goats so funny?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Where do termites go camping?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

How does one gelatin greet another?