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What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

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What branch of the military accepts newborns?