What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What fish sings the best?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What makes music in your hair?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?