What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?