What is a king's favorite weather?

Why are trees always so positive?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?