Why do crabs never give to charity?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What do you call a tired tree?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why was the fish so smart?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Why are winter days great?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?