What animals make the best students?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What dog never pays attention in class?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?