Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Where do ants go to eat?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What do jokesters study in college?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?