Why are puppies so flexible?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What do you call a hairless poodle?