What did the sardine call the submarine?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What utensil does water use to eat?