Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What's the opposite of irony?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?