Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What day of the week do chickens hide?