Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Santa Paws.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do naked fish play with?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why do two skunks argue?
When do mice play every day?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
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