What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What's the politest month?

What do you call hiking college students?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

What bird is losing its hair?

What did the salad say to its dad?