What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

How do you get straight A's?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why was the spider so smart?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What is the best day to go to the beach?