Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Where do kittens go to school?