Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's E.T. short for?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
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