Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do insects learn at school?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
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