Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Which fly makes films?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
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