What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What does an evil hen lay?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?