Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call an artistic dog?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
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