Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?