What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why are goats so funny?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do naked fish play with?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?