What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?