What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

How are teens like cats?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?