Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?