What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why was the broom late for school?

What do cows like to dance to?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?