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Did you know that felines don't bite?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What cartoon character loves insects?