Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why are goats so funny?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Where do surfers go to school?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?