What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Which farm animals are famous painters?