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Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?