What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What sport do horses love to play?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

How do you make a cow float?