What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What day do hands always go to church?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Why are grandkids so great?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?