What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?