What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why do mice need oiling?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?