Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do cows always add to their salad?