What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?