Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What do you give a sick pig?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?