If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?