What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Where do horses reside?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?