Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

When do astronauts eat?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?