Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why do math teachers love March?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why was the cow afraid?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?