Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What bird helps you stay dry?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Which celebrity always frowns?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

How do bees get to school?