What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

How do billboards talk?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What table can you never sit at?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?