What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Hay fever!
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
I broke my finger!
What insect runs away from everything?
What's the most determined bird?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
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