Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do fish use for glasses?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
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