Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What is a cow's dream job?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What game do cows play at parties?