Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
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