Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why are cars magic?
What do insects learn at school?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
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