What did the wolf say to the flea?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?