Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
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What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Can February March?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
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