Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why is furniture so generous?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What table can you never sit at?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?