Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What birds always travel in twos?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?