Where do ants go to eat?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Which animal is the most religious?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?