What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?