What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?