Where do ships always get stuck?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?