Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

How did the toad die?

Why did the frog starve?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What animal loves a baseball game?