What do you call a vacation at home?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What did the snake name his daughter?

How do you measure a millennial?