Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What's the friendliest pen?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why do vampires always look sick?