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Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

How does a barber get to work?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?