Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
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