Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What is the strongest animal?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What shape is bad at driving?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
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