Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
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