Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

How do fleas travel?

How do you make a cow float?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?