What does bread say when it gets too warm?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What is the most faithful insect?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

The museum curator needed a break.

What does a spy do when he gets cold?