Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Who are Frosty's parents?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.