What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What did one plate say to the other?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?