Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What math figure is also in the band?
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