Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
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