What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why are frogs always happy?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?