Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Who are Frosty's parents?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
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