What did the salad say to its dad?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What car can't keep a secret?

Which singer could always break a five?

It's Crowded!

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What kind of ant is good at math?