What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why are winter days great?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
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