What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
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