What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do JedisĀ® say on Valentine's Day?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
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