What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
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