Why was the spider so smart?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

How does a cow do math?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?