Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Which cats love to be petted?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What do bees say in the summer?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?