What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

A book just fell on my head.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?