How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What math figure is also in the band?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Which relative loves rice?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
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