How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's the noisiest food?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
How does a penguin build its house?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
How do you get kids to do something?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
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