What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What is blue and not heavy?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

When do cows get tired?

How is cat food sold?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?