Who granted the fish a wish?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

How do you send a message in the forest?