Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's a horse's favorite car?
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