Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
How much money does a skunk have?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why are all priests fit?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
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