Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What's the opposite of irony?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

How does a cow do math?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?