What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why did the echo get detention?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

How long do chickens work?

Why are trees always so positive?