What is a whale's favorite sport?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What vegetables make the best music?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What is the strongest animal?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?