What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What day is your mom always right?