What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Where does the president keep his razor?