Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

How long will dinner be?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?