Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why was the fish so smart?

Which animal is the most religious?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?