What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What animal likes to party the most?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?