How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
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What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
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What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
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How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
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