How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
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What did the confused bee say?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
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Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
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