What did the beaver say to the tree?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What did the snake name his daughter?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?