What animal always goes to heaven?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Which animals make the best football players?