How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
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What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What is the strongest animal?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
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