How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
What says: oom oom oom?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What time of day was Adam created?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What does a dog say before eating?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
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