What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?